Today I found myself laughing my heads off with this email I got. Its a questionnaire about common “myths” on good health. A must read for anyone concerned about their health!. Which is your favorite tip?
HEALTH- QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
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Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:
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Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine – see rule 2 below).
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:wacko: lol recent marriage in pune
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
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Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female – Online chat.
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s)
Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
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Microsoft VS Google after 20 years
Do you read the read me file before installing any software??
Well some read and some don’t. Read me files are usually make your life simple by giving you the install instructions and other details of the software.
But here is a readme file of gnome-cups-manager which you wouldn’t want to miss.
This will surely bring a smile on your face.
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, It’s your stupidity.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…. what more can I say……..
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This Picture clearly shows that piracy is not a theft
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala.
A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down – he’s stranded miles from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It’s dark and raining. And pretty soon he’s wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.
‘That’s a serious step,’ he said. ‘Have you thought it out completely?’
‘Yes,’ his young son answered. ‘We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.’
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Inzy on Dhoni and India at presentation
Inzamam speaks…
Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.
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1.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2.In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3.Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
3.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
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Owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD…HE has started a new call centre…
called HEAVENLY PARADISE..
magine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven
When you pray, you’d get this response:
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*This is a collection of leave letters and applications **
written by people in
various places of India … *
1. *Infosys,* Bangalore : An employee applied for
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The Best IPL Cartoons and Dialogues by Gr8 Batsmen and Bowlers around the World
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